Purveyor: Bells Burgers, Spotless Stadium, Sydney Olympic Park
Menu Item: Portuguese Chicken Burger
Price: $9.50 AUD
Squawk: To their credit, when we asked how they could call two halves of a sugary bun filled with a dry, stringy chicken patty, wilted lettuce, a slice of plastic cheese and some mayonnaise a “Portuguese Style” burger, they dug around in the fridge and pulled out some hot chilli sauce for us.
Buaawk: This burger made us want to punch ourselves in the face for even thinking it might be good in the first place.