Purveyor: Bon Appétit, Magazine / Website

Menu Magazine Item: Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe

Price: No fucking idea. You have to go buy all the ingredients yourself and then account for the value of your own time making the damn thing from scratch. Do the math, let us know.

Squawk: You get to choose the freshest, bestest ingredients. (Yeah we know “bestest” isn’t a word. Deal with it Shakespeare).

Buaawk: You have to make it your fucking self.

Rating: You tell us. We’re too busy for this shit. If you’re not, then submit a review.