Purveyor: Three Williams Cafe, Redfern, NSW, Australia

Menu Item: Chicken Schnitzel Burger

Price: $18 AUD

Squawk: Great chips – thick, crunchy and salty. Great sauces too – Sriracha, Garlic Aioli, and Wasabi Mayo. As for the burger, which is what you really want to know about, the bun was nice and soft, perfectly toasted and seeded. Fresh greens always nice. And nice presentation.

Buaawk: Schnitzel was a bit over fried – and small. Majorly overloaded with pickled red onions. Like waaaaay too many. Did I say “waaaaay?” Because I meant “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.”

Rating: 6/10

Bonus: Friendly staff turned off the A/C which was blowing a frigid breeze directly at our table. Props.